Thursday, October 14, 2010

5 Things

My LW told me about a conversation she had with relatives when driving in the car at the Women of Faith gathering.  They were talking about 5 Things that They Love about their Husbands.

I hope my LW was able to think of 5.  I was thinking about the Top 5 Things that I love about my LW.

1) She is a great mother to our children - when I was in the military she was able to raise them with me away for months at at time.  They turned out very well.  Both are married to great spouses and have 2 or 3 boys (our grandsons).  The kids did very well in school and have great personalities.

2) She laughs at my humor - I like to make fun of various situations involving both of us or activities with which we are involved.

3) She has a sense of adventure - she joined a Women's Swedish singing group and sings in Swedish and English.  She then studied Swedish so she could do better.

4) She sings about everything - in a Bible Study (I think) we were talking about a musical and how everyday people do not burst out in song about everyday occurrences, well she is the one person who actually does it!  Fortunately she has a lovely singing voice.

5) She is sexy!!!!


An archeologist is the best husband any woman can have; the older she gets, the more interested he is in her.-- Agatha Christie


You know it's love when you want to keep holding hands even after you're sweaty.


No man is truly married until he understands every word his wife is NOT saying.



A man is already halfway in love with any woman who listens to him.-- Brendan Francis



The trouble with some women is that they get all excited about nothing -- and then marry him.-- Cher



To be happy with a man you must understand him a lot and love him a little. To be happy with a woman you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.-- Helen Rowland



If love is the answer, could you rephrase the question.-- Lily Tomlin



LOVE, n. A temporary insanity curable by marriage or by removal of the patient from the influences under which he incurred the disorder. This disease, like caries and many other ailments, is prevalent only among civilized races living under artificial conditions; barbarous nations breathing pure air and eating simple food enjoy immunity from its ravages. It is sometimes fatal, but more frequently to the physician than to the patient.  (DD)

Malware

Some idiot put a Malware redirection on the Church website that I keep up.

The pastor reported it to me and then Google restricted access to the site. I don't understand why anyone would do that to websites.  Are they immature little people that get their kicks out of hurting other people?

My son reported that someone screwed with his blog updates.  It required that he change the way he worked.

I had the ISP that hosts my website clean it and asked Google to reinspect the site.  It is back to normal now.

Failure is not an option -- it comes bundled with Windows.


Computers make very fast, very accurate mistakes.



Q: How does Bill Gates screw in a lightbulb?
A: He doesn't. He declares darkness the industry standard.


Malware, short for malicious software, is software designed to infiltrate a computer system without the owner's informed consent. The expression is a general term used by computer professionals to mean a variety of forms of hostile, intrusive, or annoying software or program code.