Toxic Assets

"Buy Toxic Assets poison your financial future!" Just think of the marketing campaign for the sale of "Toxic Assets"!

You can have lawyers advertise "Were you forced to buy Toxic Assets? Dial 1-800-Sue-the Gov or go to suethegov.com"

Insurance salesmen : "Don't have any money because you were poisoned by toxic assets? Call 1-800-SafeAsset!"

Pharmaceutical ads : "Buy Toxic Assets to smooth over your upset finances! Side effects include no money, suicidal tendencies (jumping out of tall buildings), constrictive investments! Contact your financial adviser if your have any of these symptoms : rational thought, money sense, a mind!"

toxic (adj) poisonous : the dumping of toxic waste • of or relating to poison • caused by poison ORIGIN mid 17th cent.: from medieval Latin toxicus ‘poisoned,’ from Latin toxicum ‘poison,’ from Greek toxikon (pharmakon) ‘(poison for) arrows,’ from toxon ‘bow.’