We bought a Toyota Prius.
It is interesting, at the dealership, everyone thought we should be ever so happy & joyous that we have a new car. It is nice to have a new car, but we don't get over-hyped, a car is just a means to get places not a trophy or symbol of my manhood.
So now we have a Voyager to get rod of, only about 82K miles; anyone interested?
4 out of 5 voices in my head say Go For It!
As a matter of fact, I do own the road.
Back Off! I'm a Postal Worker
Beat rush hour, leave work at noon
Come The Rapture Can I Have Your Car?
Cover me! I'm changing lanes.
Don't follow me. I'm lost too.
Don't piss me off! I'm running out of places to hide the bodies.
Driver carries no cash. He's married.
Forget About World Peace. Visualize Using Your Turn Signal!
God is Coming and is she PISSED
I'm a nice guy. My car is evil.
I'm in no hurry. I'm on my way to work.
I'm only driving this way to piss you off.
I'm not as think as you drunk I am.
I am not a bum. My wife works!
I brake suddenly for tailgaters
I don't care, I don't have to.
I have good Brakes, Do you have GOOD Insurance?
I Haven't Lost My Mind, It's Backed Up On Disk Somewhere.
I just let my mind wander, and it didn't come back.
I may be slow but I'm ahead of you!
I respect your opinion. Just don't want to hear it!
I used to have a handle on life, but it broke.
If everything is coming your way, you’re in the wrong lane!
If we call it tourist season why can't we shoot them?
If you can read this, I've lost my trailer.
Invest in America. Buy a Congressman!
Jesus is coming look busy.
Lord give me patience... But Hurry!
My other bumper sticker is funny.
Politicians & Diapers need to be changed... often for the same reason
Somewhere in Texas there's a village missing an idiot
Sorry if I look interested, I'm not!
THE EARTH IS FULL GO HOME
This Is Not An Abandoned Vehicle
Work harder!! Millions on welfare are depending on you.