I never realized how powerful I was!
I control gas prices: one day after I buy gas the price decreases at least $.03 per gallon sometimes 20¢ a gallon!
I control traffic lights: when I come up to the light, it changes to red to honor me!
I control the workout schedules of others: when I get to the swimming pool the lanes are full of others.
I control the stock at the stores: when I get to the store, they are out of what I want!
I control the eating habits of others: when I am in line for a potluck, the people just in front of me take the food I want!
I control the fate of my sport's teams: if I watch the event they lose!
I control the stock market: after I sell a stock it increases in price!
If only my power was more to my advantage. I guess I am just a super hero, I just do for others!